SNL really is in the tank for Obama

I'm just stunned at last night's opening skit on Saturday Night Live:



The skit depicts Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton asking "why give me the nomination?"

"Hillary's" reasons?

1 -- I am a sore loser. If I am nominated Senator Obama will campaign for me. if he is nominated I will not campaign for him. If I do, it will be halfheartedly so that I can torpedo him, enabling me to run again in 2012.

2 -- My supporters are racist. Senator Obama's are not. His supporters will vote for me. My racist supporters will not vote for a black man.

3 -- I have no ethical standards, unlike Senator Obama. I will do anything to win. Senator Obama is so upright he will not play the race card. I on the other hand will play the gender card AND the race card. You say that makes no sense? Then you don't know me very well, do you?

Conclusion: So there you have it -- sore loser, racist, no ethical standards -- I have qualities Senator Obama simply cannot match.

Are you fucking kidding me? This is not funny, not topical, not accurate. It just feeds into the meme the media has already decided on -- Obama is pure and well-intentioned. Hillary is a mean, evil bitch. Well, if Obama is nominated, just wait until the general election when the media that fawns over him now abandons him for their REAL favorite, John McCain.

Is it even worth pointing out that Hillary Clinton has said on numerous occasions that if Obama is nominated she'll campaign whole-heartedly for him, and that she knows if she's nominated he'll do the same for her?

I'm not even going to bother with the other claims in this lame attempt at humor. I'll just conclude by saying go to hell, SNL.