Saturday, December 30, 2006

Mallard Fillmore creator --clueless prick


Look at this stupid comic. Is Bruce Tinsley really this clueless?

For those of you who may not know, "Mallard Fillmore" is a comic strip syndicated in between 450 and 500 newspapers nationwide. Its main character, a duck, is a conservative policital commentator. In my experience, this comic strip is not funny, often factually inaccurate about the issues it comments on, and frequently nasty in its attacks on Democrats and progressives.

The creator, Bruce Tinsely, is also a hypocrite.

If he wants to speak of recent Republican conduct as "bipartisan," maybe he needs have his memory refreshed.

I suggest that he read this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this.

What an asshole. Oh, and his "comic" strip is NOT funny.

Update: The friend who first alerted me to this dumbass comic strip also pointed out that Tinsley is trying to rhyme -- he's not very good at that either.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Troops unhappy with Bush’s course in Iraq

How about this Military Times poll?

The American military — once a staunch supporter of President Bush and the Iraq war — has grown in creasingly pessimistic about chances for victory.

For the first time, more troops disapprove of the president’s handling of the war than approve of it. Barely one-third of service members approve of the way the president is handling the war, ac cording to the 2006 Military Times Poll.

When the military was feeling most optimistic about the war — in 2004 — 83 percent of poll respondents thought success in Iraq was likely. This year, that number has shrunk to 50 percent.

I could have told you that.

Monday, December 25, 2006

12,000 Iraqi policemen killed since 2003

Remember this the next time one of those Bush drones tries to tell you that Iraq is safer that Washington DC or Los Angeles or Detroit.

TWELVE THOUSAND dead policemen in Iraq since 2003.

We'll stand up when they stand down?

Bullshit.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Gen. Casey -- shameless, dishonorable sellout

From today's New York Times:

"The American military command in Iraq is now willing to back a temporary increase in American troops in Baghdad as part of a broader Iraqi and United States effort to stem the slide toward chaos, senior American officials said Saturday.

Until recently, the top ground commander in Iraq, Gen. George W. Casey Jr., has argued that sending more American forces into Baghdad and Anbar Province, the two most violent regions of Iraq, would increase the Iraqi dependency on Washington, and in the words of one senior official, “make this feel more like an occupation.”"

Casey in December 2005:

"As I’ve said before this is not a conventional war, and in this type of war that we’re fighting, more is not necessarily better. In fact, in Iraq, less coalition at this point in time, is better. Less is better because it doesn’t feed the notion of occupation, it doesn’t work the culture of dependency, it doesn’t lengthen the time for Iraqi forces to be self-reliant, and it doesn’t expose coalition forces to risk when there are Iraqi forces who are capable of standing up and doing it."

Only a week ago there were rumors that Casey, Joint Chiefs Chairman General Peter Pace and other generals and admirals might be replaced as part of the effort of incoming Defense Secretary Robert Gates to improve morale throughout the military and change course in Iraq. Suddenly, they're on board with a Bush policy they previously recommended against. Coincidence? I think not.

Bush and those in his administration just refuses to listen. Elections don't matter, advice from his military leaders doesn't matter, the opinions of Congressional leaders don't matter. They started a discretionary war in Iraq and lied to do it, and they refuse to admit their policy is not working and will not work. They refuse to change the policy or end American intervention in Iraq. They refuse to do the first thing required of any military operation -- DEFINE SUCCESS -- communicate the desired end state so the military will recognize and achieve what's being asked of it. And the best we can do for senior level commanders in the military is spineless cowards who don't have the courage of their convictions?

It's a goddamned disgrace that suck ups and sycophants like Casey and Schoomaker and Pace and Myers have achieved the top positions in the American military while real leaders like John Batiste and and Paul Eaton and others believe they have to leave the military so they can speak their minds.

Americans and Iraqis will continue be killed over a failed policy in Iraq that never should have been implemented in the first place and George Casey has rolled over for an administration that's operating in bad faith. He ought to be ashamed of himself.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Seven Habits of Highly Effective People? Hardly.

Remember when George W. Bush and Dick Cheney tried to sell us on their management expertise? They were supposed to have been so effective in the private sector that they were going to improve the federal government by running it like a business.

Oh, bullshit.

If you read this, you'll see that Bush's vaunted private sector success did not exist.

If you read this you'll be reminded that Dick Cheney claimed his success at Halliburton had nothing to do with the federal government. Is it possible that a company that exists almost solely on federal military contracts hired the former Secretary of Defense for something other than his connections to the government?

Read this and you'll see how Bush, the Harvard MBA, has mismanagemed the federal government.

While I think of, I note that the price of gasoline fell steadily right up until election day. At the store where I usually fill my tank, the price went from $3.06 a gallon in October to $2.09 on election day.

Now that the GOP has suffered a stunning defeat, what's happened at the pump? As of today, that same store has gasoline at $2.39, and it shows no signs of letting up.

Remember that we were supposed to vote for Bush and Cheney because who better than two oil company executives to stabilize America's energy policy? In 2000 Bush said this to make that point:

"What I think the president ought to do is he ought to get on the phone with the OPEC cartel and say we expect you to open your spigots. One reason why the price is so high is because the price of crude oil has been driven up. OPEC has gotten its supply act together, and it's driving the price, like it did in the past. And the president of the United States must jawbone OPEC members to lower the prices."

When can we expect the jawboning to start?

Friday, December 22, 2006

Liberal media, my ass

Today's Washington Post:

“Southern Methodist University is now the lone candidate in exclusive talks for the George W. Bush Presidential Library.”

The Post goes on to make it seem as though everyone connected with SMU is thrilled about the prospect:

SMU officials, students and university supporters said the Bush library negotiations represent great opportunity.


“It doesn’t matter what your politics are,” said Dawn Moore, an SMU graduate and Dallas attorney. “What history we’ve had in his eight years is all of our history. It will be great for SMU.”

The reality:

The Washington Post does not mention these protests by SMU faculty, administrators, and staff. In a Dec. 16 letter to SMU Board of Trustees President R. Gerald Turner, members of SMU’s Perkins School of Theology urged the board to “reconsider and to rescind SMU’s pursuit of the presidential library.

"We count ourselves among those who would regret to see SMU enshrine attitudes and actions widely deemed as ethically egregious: degradation of habeas corpus, outright denial of global warming, flagrant disregard for international treaties, alienation of long-term U.S. allies, environmental predation, shameful disrespect for gay persons and their rights, a pre-emptive war based on false and misleading premises, and a host of other erosions of respect for the global human community and for this good Earth on which our flourishing depends. … [T]hese violations are antithetical to the teaching, scholarship, and ethical thinking that best represents Southern Methodist University."

Liberal bias in the media, my ass.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

WHY is this news?

This isn't news -- it's bullshit.

Who even knows who's Miss USA?

Who can name even one previous MISS USA pageant winner?

Hell, who even knows there IS a Miss USA Pageant?

People continue to be killed in Iraq in a discretionary war that was launched under false pretenses by lying, corrupt administration and its profiteering cronies.

The same lying, corrupt administration continues to fall short in Afghanistan. Why? Because we're ignoring the home of the 9-11 Al Qaeda terrorists and their Taliban supporters in favor of the failed policy in Iraq.

Now the same lying bastards are seriously considering waging ANOTHER war, this one with with IRAN. Again, the Bush administration is willing to LIE to accomplish their stated aim.

And the best the media can do is THIS? The Miss USA Pageant?

Shameful.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Laura Bush is so right

Yeah, Laura Bush is so right. The problem with what's going on in Iraq isn't what's going on in Iraq. The problem is that the media reports only bad news.

Just look at this. When MUSLIM workers from a Muslim humanitarian service organization trying to good work in a Muslim country are kidnapped en masse, that's hardly the fault of the media. That's clearly the fault of a policy that's not working and an administration that won't change course, while continuing to claim that the news is really all good.

Update: It's even worse in Iraq than I described.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Iraq -- media's fault, not Bush's


Are you fucking kidding me? What super secret good news source does Laura Bush have access to that the rest of us don't?

Here's what's really going on in Iraq. How do I know? I was fucking THERE. I still have Iraqi friends who are THERE today.

Check this.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

This.

I don't THINK Laura Bush is clueless or lying -- I KNOW she is.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Nope, no racism here...



According to this poll conducted last week by Opinion Research for CNN, 49 percent of blacks found racism to be a "very serious" problem. Only 18 percent of whites felt the same way.

Only 18 percent huh? Then explain this.

And this.

And this. (I know, it's an oldie but a goodie.)

And this.

And this.

And this stupid C-Span caller.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot


I know I stole that line. But it fits.

On the November 30 edition of his radio show, host Limbaugh explained his view of women: My "cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life" because his pet cat "comes to me when she wants to be fed," and "[s]he's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually [a] very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it."

So everything Rush knows about women he learned from his cat? Maybe that explains this.

Or this.

Or this.

Or this.